Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
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You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
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you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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