we have officially lost it.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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