ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
When are your genitals available?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Randomize
