i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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