I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
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I can see the future and your future is full of penis
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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