can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
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He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
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Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter