Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
My penis needs a shock collar
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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