Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell