we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
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Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.