I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
17 Women That Lost Condoms Up Their Lady Parts
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
23 People Confess The Most F*cked Up Thing Guests Have Done In Their House
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?