Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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