The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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