do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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