Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
