i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
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So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
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Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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