bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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