You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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