yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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