You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
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please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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