so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
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I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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