So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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