I just threw up on my dentist
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
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Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
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I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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