eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
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i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Your cock deserves a montage
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
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I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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