Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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