he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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