keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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