drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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