Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
This is the high leading the old right now
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Randomize
