i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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