I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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