Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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