My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
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if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
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You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
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Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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