I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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