is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
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I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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