If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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