I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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