she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Randomize
