She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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