How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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