then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
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