Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
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I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
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I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
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