that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
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