You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
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He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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