So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
They took my balls.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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