When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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