Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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