Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
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Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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