We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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