I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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