He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
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You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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