If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
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I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
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Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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