do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
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First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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