yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
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he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
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Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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