I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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