Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
We are two peas in an std pod
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
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