Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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