if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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